System of a Down Member Hilariously Swears At Nikki Glaser

SYSTEM OF A DOWN member calls Nikki Glaser an ASSH*LE!

John Dolmayan posted, “I guess the cats out of the bag thanks to that a@#h*+£ @nikkiglaser . The fact is @glennclose wrote the drums for most of the second system album and had to come in to lock down decent takes of a few songs as I just couldn’t handle the difficulty and we were running out of time. Thanks to @daronmalakian @serjtankian @shavoodadjian and @teamcoco for keeping the secret for so long. ( a little known fact is that Conan co- produced all our albums ) I feel better that the truth is out there.”

System of a Down guitarist Daron Malakian jokingly confirmed Glaser’s Golden Globes joke that Close drummed for System of a Down.

“Bet you didn’t know!!!!,” Malakian said in an Instagram post. “Bet you didn’t know!!!!! Somewhere between our first drummer and John, Glenn Close was tearing shit up on the drums for us!!!!”

Close, according to Malakian, performed as a drummer between bandmates Ontronik “Andy” Khachaturian and John Dolmayan. Malakian’s caption also makes references to lyrics to one of Mezmerize’s hit tracks, “Violent Pornography.”