Another day, another musician to be revealed as a literal piece of shit. This time it’s Jeremy Bryan, the now-former drummer for post-hardcore band Alesana. The band has decided to very smartly part ways with Bryan, who has recently had some sexual assault allegations coming for his ass.
While an official description of what those allegations are has yet to be released, there are rumors and murmurs across TikTok and Reddit that claim Bryan groomed and sexually assaulted a 16-year-old girl. For the record, though it doesn’t really make that much difference in the grand scheme of things since he still sucks, Bryan is at least 37 years old according to a simple Google search.
Alesana took to their official band social media pages to release a statement on the matter. The statement is signed by the remaining five members:
In light of allegations that have been brought to our attention, we are parting ways with our drummer, Jeremy Bryan. Alesana does not condone the actions alleged nor will we condone any retaliation from our fan base towards the person involved.
We have always tried to foster a safe and positive environment for fans at our concerts and apologize that it wasn’t the case in this situation.
Our hearts go out to any victims of this type of offense. We’re sorry this happened and that you’ve had to carry this with you.
–Dennis, Jake, Pat, Shane, & Shawn
Somehow, this isn’t that surprising. The band appears to be full of clowns and dumbasses. You may have blocked this out, but Alesana revealed their anti-vaxxer tendencies back in 2021 by attempting to still play shows, even though they all caught COVID. They eventually ended up canceling some of said shows instead of requiring any sort of vaccination proof.
As of the time of this writing, it seems as though Bryan has deleted both his Twitter (X) and Instagram accounts, which both used the username @jeremy__bryan. That’s probably the only mildly smart thing Bryan has done or will do in a while. What a stupid fuckin’ shithead.
